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[challenge entry] the 'science' to further ensure that something like this never happens again


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(cpwn, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# I don't get what's going on here, but I'm sure it's intelligent and witty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# There's an oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico.
and a whale in the thames...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:38, archived)
# They sent a man with a funnel to suck it up
but he got sick from drinking too much oil and then the dolphin ate his feet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:43, archived)
# See, now that's a better idea for a drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Ok, draw how they will clean up the oil spill with science.
Bonus points for sexyness.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:47, archived)
# Happy dinosaur fish eat all the oils :D
nom nom :9
edit: sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:49, archived)
# You're going to waste your "whatever you want" picture on some vague scenario without even specified sexyness?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# NO
No that's not it. I need more time to think.
dammit
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# they could use female mud wrestlers
who could dip their breasts into the oil in order to mop it up, then wrestle each other once they were all naked and oily
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Hmm. BP could honour their promise to help clean up the spill by providing them with a floating mud wrestling platform / rig, and for the grand finale it could explode in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# see, i know what men like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Oh god, that's so hot I think I'm gonna explode in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# I am not sure if its money or a date
to many cells in this ones brain
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:39, archived)
# fuck it, i ride a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
# PHOTOSHOPPED PICS ONLY!!!
That's pretty much the price at our local BP!
(Testicles just for you, Fri 14 May 2010, 1:00, archived)