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[challenge entry] The bastards!

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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 18 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
# does he feed like other professional photographers?
from the despair and misery of those he shoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I don't think so..
they eat their own packed lunches a.f.a.i.k.
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 18 May 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I grabbed this handheld today on a Super Telephoto

^CFB

Some kind of duck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
Years working for the ZSL and all we get is, some kind of duck? Your attention to the finer points leave a lot to be desired fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# To be honest mate
I rushed passed the signage; a little known fact of the Snowdon aviary, is you tend to get shat on if you dwell in there to long :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:20, archived)
# the head looks a bit grebe-like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# It's a Mandarin Duck
Very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 18 May 2010, 22:18, archived)
# You don't appear to be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Parents used to drag me round wildlife places when I was young
that's when they weren't dragging me round castles.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 18 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Cut it open, see if it's orange inside
Only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:34, archived)
# He's a handsome fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Oooh, wow
If I ever get my tablet back I might artify that, if I may?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:25, archived)
# All yours my dear :)
Toasty got in touch? The outfit I found seem to be quite sound
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Errrrrrrrrr...
Nope, no contact from (I presume) HappyToast. Outfit?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# I'll find them (raccoons) again
bare with me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:43, archived)
# *bears*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
# >
www.drusillas.co.uk/pages/adopters/adopter.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Ah, okie doke
Not sure what's going to be done donation-wise, we could get a hell of a lot of raccoons at the rate we're going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:54, archived)
# *votes for raccoon-icon in flowers*
www.b3ta.com/board/10052536
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:56, archived)
# A lovely idea, which I agree with
But if the Prof doesn't want flowers we shouldn't force them on him. Not that he doesn't want flowers, I've no idea what plans are at present.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:09, archived)
# *Hint*
Raccoons are actually quite rare in Zoological collections, they are apparently a right handful to have as an animal with their feisty natures so aren't popular choices of a zoo animal (I spoke to our curator of mammals earlier). However, if we approach a smaller outfit like this bunch, the chances are we can state the situation, realistically financially overwhelm them with the adoption, and request we have one of their lovely animals, or potentially an upcoming newborn, named after our lovely Jess
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:04, archived)
# All worth knowing
And financial overwhelming is very definitely possible
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Great shot Mr.Jahled
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# what lens?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Canon EF300 2.8 IS
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:55, archived)
# yay for handheld ducks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 May 2010, 1:10, archived)