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[challenge entry] ...and now for the science bit – concentrate

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(Sieb, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# PENTA-PEPTIDES
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# she looked SO FUCKING GOOD we didnt even need to film the commercial!!!1111one
(apart from the fact you just did)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# the anti-wrinkle creams 'full of collagen' piss me off the most
rubbing collagen on your face to get rid of wrinkles is about as effective as rubbing an old mattress with springs to make it firmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# What really gets me is
they always rub those creams onto faces caked with full industrial-strength makeup. I was always taught to clean and tone before moisturising, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# So that's where I went wrong.
What sould you rub them with then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# The wrinkles or the mattress?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# It rubs the springs on its skin.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# NANO-SPHERES
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Don't talk bozwelox.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# i no
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# * quenches with cake *

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# bolox
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Nestle Biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Mrs N Baiter?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Has she exploded?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# NCunte BFuckt?
(Normski, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# TDC
I spent ages crafting a witty reply to your original post

Deleting threads is bad mm-kay - just edit your original

However, hello, welcome and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I hate all the science fakery. Remember 'bifidus digestivum'... what a load of tosh!
sorry about the double post - new to b3ta and Photoshop. Will definitely edit in the future.
(Sieb, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hurrah!
and yes - the digestion aid yoghurt drinks ads are getting as bad as shampoo ads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Bifidus Digestivum turns red blood cells into digestive biscuits
You need to consume hot tea with it to make the biccies reabsorbable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I spent all night getting the power up and winning the game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I really hate all those made up science things in ads
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# That means "I like this"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks
there's a steep learning curve in the wonderful world of b3ta - well worth it.
(Sieb, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Yes, this.
Needs more volumium and smootherizers with gel balls that inflate up to nine times.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# And a warning sticker

"Do not smear on cock"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Here comes the science!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkpzEXAjcs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28, archived)