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# It was a stupid mistake
by Satchii to allow his dyslexic apprentice to design a
new badge for the footy team.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 15:47, archived)
# *filenames*
*facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# be the first to recieve my new spang the monkey
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# epileptic frying pan!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Quiet, honkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# IN-GER-LAND! IN-GER-LAND!! LA LA
*filenames* Check
*spang* Check
*kitten on a skateboard* Check
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# "Come on Engnald"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I thought it was some weird forrin name for pork...
I actually googled it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha you twat
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# *launches intercontinental spanging missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ARF!
And OOF!
(twattybanjo, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Oh dear god, y'know that moment when the realisation sets it..........
Also! Happpy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks. I made a sweary one too.

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |WOO! |
       |IT IS|
       |  MY |
       |B3TA-|
       |DAY !|
       |SWEAR|
       |CANDL|
       |     |
       |TITS |
       |SHIT |
       |COCK |
       |ARSE |
       |PISS |
       |CUNT |
       |WANK |
       |TWAT |
       |FART |
       |CRAP |
       |MINGE|
       |FANNY|
       |MIMSY|
       |BOLOX|
       |PRICK|
       |SPUNK|
       |b3ta |
       '.___.'


C&P FB
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I like your swear candl
and I appluad your inclusion of "mimsy".

Happy b-day!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Thank you.
or should I say

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |THANK|
       | YOU |
       |  :) |
       '.___.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# yay for textswearycandles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
And happy caekday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Apologies for lateness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Has it got meat in it?
I want MEAT cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# The cake you see here is 90% bat liver / otter shank mix and an entire canal's worth of ducklings were murdered when we were only at the brainstroming stage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# That's all well and good.
But it would be rather nice, on this very special day, to have some panda scrotum cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# here you go...

I baked it myself - he looks like he's had quite enough already, though!
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# There is meat in it, right?

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |THANK|
       | YOU |
       |  :) |
       '.___.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# but of course!
and there's foie gras in the icing...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Cor! Posh meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Porkin' Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# oh, good grief!
only just got it... (by checking the filename, I have to say)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Wed 19 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# *touchs*
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# happy b3taday :)

C'mon USA..Algeria..Slovenia

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Thanks.
I don't actually give a toss who wins.
/Not a fan of footy. Now rugby, now you're talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I don't care as long as it's not England
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# As a Welsh,
I agree with this statement.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# It's raaawwww!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 May 2010, 16:47, archived)