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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:50, archived)
# I
giggled.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Fantastische
Furerby will learn to make hideously long speeches and will even ejeculate real jism.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Green spunk..
and it's gotta dance around and make horrible noises.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Can you switch this one off?
Cuz I can't even get the batterys out of my friends one!!!
(Ekolb Modnar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)
# turn it onto it's head.
it'll stop.
jeez
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Are you a Furbyologist?
I had to take a hammer to mine.

Nasty little bastard kept waking up in the night and screeching.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:08, archived)
# never read instructions
do you?

and stop your bloody jingoistic hatred of australians & australia will you? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:17, archived)
# OOoooooh!
Get you Lady Bubbles Rothermere!

And besides, I think I already told you what happened to me in Alice Springs.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:20, archived)
# yeah
no reason to slag of ANY australian or the country every chance you get.
mnb was talking about the luck of being interviewed by an aussie DJ and you laid straight into them. Not fair on them is it? Yeah you have some shitty relatives, get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Oh Darkedge.
If I can't slag Aussies off who CAN I slag off?

Are you working for the tourist board?

By the way, I am from Tasmania.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:26, archived)
# inbred
sheep-fucker

;)
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Do I know you?
Don't you own the welly shop?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# so you've visited australia once
as you said before and now you are from tasmania??
get your story straght.
Just slag em off when you've got a reason - not just for the hell of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Furherby...
will goosestep around your crummy apartment and will attempt to annex other toys which do not meet its exacting requirements.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# ***THREADJACK***
Does anyone know where the rivals in love and war strips are, cos i missed todays and yesterdays
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)
# das
ist gut
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# The pictures I like best are the ones..
..that make me smile ilke a slow person. Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Sehr gut mein herr!


Haben sie meine neue Voo und Yay!

(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:58, archived)
# phoarr! you don't get many
young Des Lynams to the pound.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of this (it was a long time ago)

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)