Book yourself a ticket anywayIf they won't let you into the hall become one of the crackpots hanging around just outside handing out leaflets loudly proclaiming the genius of your model in badly-spelled English and violently clashing colours.
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boris the spider,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:50,
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Funding...The conference also clashes with the in-laws coming over and I like them.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:52,
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Tell them to buy tickets to China instead= family holiday! + assorted crackpottery
( boris the spider,
Fri 21 May 2010, 13:58,
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