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[challenge entry] I knew I recognised him..... oh dear!

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(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Yes,
exactly what I thought. You just beat me to the pic
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I thought id re-shop him into sonic..
..but as soon as I started I realised I hardly had to do anything :o
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# It's a wonder they didn't design an overweight plumber and his clingy skinny friend
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# TJ: poll time - be honest
How old are you?

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it should be '26 - 30'
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# you'd think b3ta would be blocked in school
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Are you grooming us, Griffy?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'm too lazy to do it properly
parts 2 and 3 of this plan is find sex and location. Then I'll plot it on google maps and go stalk the nearest one that 'fits'
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# How do I remove my vote?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# send an SAE to
Griffy Savalas
Room 1
Ward X
Secure Wing
Swindon Hospital for the Criminally Naughty
Swindon
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Done.
I hope nothing devious comes of this.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# *starts carving a response*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Oh, an engraving. Lovely.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I just wish she'd stay still
and stop screaming. It's giving me one of my headaches
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Crucify her to the floor
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# something's gone wrong with the matrix
I've just been emailed the newsletter before it's been posted on /board
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ooo, get you
'preferred customer'

I've never subscribed, and now I feel guilty about it
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# "guilty"
or "left out"?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "nobby no mates"
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# silly bilbo
It's Saturday already
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *lughs uncontrollably*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# that's what happened to that Latvian bloke in Canada
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Judging by the results
he'd do better selling life insurance.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Or teaching you maths.
BUUUUUURRRRN!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# You smell of wee.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:48, archived)
# That's a low blow, Mr Sausage.
A low blow.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Oh, I'll show you a low blow.
But you have to shower first.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I *love love love* your handle
Mmmm sausages!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# They're like cocks
only they're not attached to wankers
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Come on 31-35!
Oh, CANDELS!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# it was a bad day for candles - I have so much work to do
and didn't even realise until this morning. I'm working from home and done about half a jar of coffee, and probably done my usual weekly post count in one day
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# cheers Hammy
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# under 15?
Shurely shome mishtake?

What sort of school / parent / priest in charge, allows children to visit b3ta and read the lunatic ramblings of you fucking reprobates? (happy day :))
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I started on here when I was about 15.
I blame this for a lot of my problems.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# there are a lot more children than I would have expected
or adults pretending to be children, which seems more likely
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I'm surprised there are so many kiddlywinks on here
But then, I suppose if anyone else works in an office like mine, they wouldn't be able to use b3ta til hometime anyway. I'm always saddened to see that so many people are allowed to use tinternets at work, and I'm not :(
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# DON'T SAY FUCK. THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:34, archived)
# fucking right!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Damn
b3ta is suffering in that crucial 15-18 demographic which advertisers love so much.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# fucking hell
that makes me feel like an old bastard
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I feel like I represent the unappreciated minority here
The people that dont have kids, arn't married, but can still drive and buy booze.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# I wear my team Geriatrics t-shirt with pride!
We're an awesome minority. I will admit that my creative days are way behind me. But I'm not a braindead breeder in an office. Yay!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
# I'm in the
'what the fuck are you doing here, old man?!?' category
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# "as they set out on their journey from Bolton to London."
The fuckers are coming to Bolton?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Vernon Kay must have won a competition
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I hope the prize involves some sort of televised death.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# and his last word is "BOLTON"
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# or something about not being able to keep his dick in check
despite being married to Tess fucking Daly!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# did you see her in that Beloved video?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I never knew she was in that!
watching it now

*fwaps*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# oh boy!
have you spotted her?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I'll have to study it properly later
when I'm not at work
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# good plan
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ONLY THREE PEOPLE ARE FROM BOLTON, TWO OF THEM ARE CALLED KAY
AND THE OTHER ONE DIED WHEN A CHIMNEY FELL ON HIM.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# they didnt Bolt it on very well then...
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Do you have a problem with my hometown, guy?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nope, I'm perfectly happy for you to live there.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# *obviouses*
I'm not your guy, man.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hey hey, I'm not looking for no trouble there pal.
I didn't know you two were together.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, well I didn't know your eyes were together.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Sassy.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# *clicks fingers in a rectangular motion*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# All the better to perceive distance... to YER MUMMA.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Yo mom's SO fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# No, YOUR mumma's so fat NASA crashed a probe on her ass.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Your mom's SO fat she's got cakes in her orbit!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# And they get a gravitational kick from her massive head!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I before E except after C.
Hrrrooooooom!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I have no idea what you're talking about.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# it killed the wrong one
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Bolton :(
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah, but hey... it's better than coming from *placename*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# your butt?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Bumhole.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You wish you could come from my butt.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *party tricks*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I'm reporting you to a moderator because you're bullying me.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I'm sorry, *placename* has a fine and honourable tradition.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# *is from Swindon*
*shuts up*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :o!
Poor bugger, I feel your pain.
(Swindon here too)
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# American reporting in. You think you have it bad?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Fuck off Big mac.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# My feelings are hurt!
I'm going to eat to heal my pain.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Have a Chicken Royale
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why do you think we let you keep it?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# but you like snooker?
and don't call it billiards?

*is confused*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Get this, I'm also a girl.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# well, hellooooooooo......
WTF does your name mean?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:27, archived)
# It means the things I'm telling you might not be 100% accurate.
HA.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# meh - too late now
*wipes*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# none of these places is as bad as weston-super-mare
FACT
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Then why is super in it eh??
Its not Weston Mare is it??
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# the super was added as a cover to con peeps to visit
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
mare mud
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Don't knock the place of my birth
and where I had the unfortunate luck to live for the first 20 years of my sorry life!

Oh, go on then
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# are you? whereabouts?
(it is 49% possible that we have had this conversation before)
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# near the Wyvern in the middle of town . .
town being a loose term :P
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# well bugger me!
I'm in Peatmoor
*waves*

hang on - near the Wyvern? Do you live in the car park?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Over the road by the council offices..
*waves back*
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# coo-eee!
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Weren't they born in Bolton
from a blob of molten steel?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I imagined it was this game
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/82572/1274402815/tentacle.jpg

and also sonic but yours is better than the one I was working on.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03, archived)