All the better to perceive distance... to YER MUMMA.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02,
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Yo mom's SO fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was ending.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:03,
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No, YOUR mumma's so fat NASA crashed a probe on her ass.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06,
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Your mom's SO fat she's got cakes in her orbit!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11,
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And they get a gravitational kick from her massive head!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11,
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I before E except after C.
Hrrrooooooom!
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:06,
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 21 May 2010, 15:07,
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