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# I'm pretty sure the technical term
is Paramedics.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# not the ones that work for parcelforce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# God NHS outsourcing has really gone too far here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# You can't hold the NHS responsible for parcelforce.
My parcelforce guy keeps leaving my parcels in a bush by my door. I appreciate not having to go and collect them but it strikes me as a rather risky strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# You must have a big bush?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# i can and will
when they tell parcelforce to deliver a day early, when i'm not home, then refusing to bring my stuff back until fucking FRIDAY, despite the fact that i desperately need this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# If it's medicinal marijuana that they're supposed to be delivering, they've probably smoked it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# i wish it was
i'm getting most irate and a bit shouty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Mine left them with the nutter over the road who hangs out of his upstairs window muttering odd things to himself
you know, the guy who I have studiously avoided talking to for months because he's mental, that chap

so I had to go and knock on his door, and now he shouts to me in the street because he now recognises me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# they've left mine in a huge pile
outside the front door before now, stopping the woman upstairs from getting out.
cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Mrs S returned to her car recently to find an ambulance-car blocking it in
she of course assumed that there was an emergency nearby, however she saw the driver in the hairdresser next to her having his hair washed. She popped in to ask and he came out with his wet hair to move his ambulance into one of the many parking spaces nearby that were available.

Mrs S is a childminder and had various children with her and was just about to embark on the school run. If she hadn't spotted the driver in the hairdressers, she would have had to wait at least half an hour for him to return. The twat.

Will she report this to the local NHS authority (or whatever) - no she won't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# she should
it's the only way they'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)