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[challenge entry] It's just too big!


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(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# racist babies. rabies.
Hey everyone, check out my sig!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# you're mean...they were probably looking for the quack doctor :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# They were looking for bread and they pooed all over the floor.
Unfortunately the nurses sent them out the wrong door so they're now in the car park on the side of the hospital where the fox lives :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# they need someone who isn't busy
to stop cunting about on the internet and go save them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# There are 10 almost fully grown ducks in the car park.
I would have to
1) catch them and then
2) carry them all through the hospital and put them in the pond without getting myself covered in duck shit.
Besides, I have to be near the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I heard a rumour
that ducks can fly and that foxes cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
#
Oh, oh, the nurses chased them out? So when you say "I chased the ducks out" what you mean is "the nurses chased the ducks out?" Ooh, I bet they love you. The nurses, I mean, not the ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I helped the nurses to herd the ducks until I realised that they were sending them out the wrong door. I suggested that they should be sent out the door that they came in but was overruled.
After this I wanted no further part in it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# How long did you spend on "chasing ducks" in Med School?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I don't remember any of med school, I was too drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Reassuring.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Arf!
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)