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[challenge entry] Tricky one off the corner pocket

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 4:57, archived)
# What on earth are you doing here at this time of night?
Erm, morning. Time of morning.
And that's a double kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:00, archived)
# I always get up at stupid o'clock.
Just after the gayshift peters out usually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:06, archived)
# oh god.
And you have the misfortune to encounter me.
Don't worry, I'll be unconscious within the hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:08, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE YOU KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:10, archived)
# not if you do it the amateurish way, like me.
Out of my fucking face, I am. Buying Vangelis CDs on amazon and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:16, archived)
# DUDE
I hope you'll find your way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:18, archived)
# The really upsetting thing
is that I'm home here.
The occasional gusts of utter insanity feel like welcome, familiar summer breezes.
Them doctors done me wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Another upsetting thing
is that my spelling seems to get better the more fukt I am.
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 5:31, archived)