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[challenge entry] There was an old lady who lived in an inline skate
She had no children because of her dementia.

From the Modern Fairytales challenge. See all 241 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 14:59, archived)
# poorol lady
nice skate though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# there was an old lady who lived in a skate
it wasn't her fault, she was out swimming late
when all of a sudden, from out of a shoal
a big fish appeared, and swallowed her whole
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Heh! I love poems!
She lived in a big inline skate all alone
Now she's evicted and put in a home
Swears at the others and spits at the nurse
Matter of time till she's off in the hearse
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)
# there's so many things that b3ta can do
it can make you yay, it can make you woo
it's got pictures of nohands, and weebl and blode
but it can't post letters, so i'm off down the road
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)
# It's so true that b3ta has limits like that
It's mainly for piccys and anims and chat
I once tried to use it to season some meat
But my guests all complained that it made it too sweet
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Plus there's the clichés that live around here
A kitten, a shark and a thing called The Fear
But they make up much of this bizarre culture
And I can't be arsed to find anything to rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Ooooh
make it a compo entry!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Ta!
Done
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# ha haa!
i love the tagline! and it's a great picture too!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)