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spacefish at glastonbridge dot co dot uk

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Recent front page messages:

i don't know if this works or not

i blame beer
(Mon 30th Aug 2010, 23:07, More)

i like this challenge

(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 17:50, More)

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edit: thanks all of y'all. i shall go to bed with a warm glow in my socks :)
(Sun 19th Apr 2009, 23:02, More)

no real reason

(Sun 24th Aug 2008, 11:33, More)

this has been in my head all day

(Mon 25th Feb 2008, 19:14, More)

what a cunt

(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 18:46, More)

bird comedy

(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 19:44, More)

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(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 13:04, More)

friday ning all!

(Fri 14th Oct 2005, 9:18, More)

it always happens

(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 16:07, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

there's a place, i believe it's in yorkshire, called hutton roof
they have a big sign outside their village with "welcome to hutton roof" written on it, as is frequently the wont of villages. but some clever bastard with a spray can has completed the arch of the "h" and added a bit more archiness to the "r" and the "f" so now the sign clearly spells out "welcome to button moon"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 9:58, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

this happened at my old place of work
this chap had left his desk to go to the photocopier, and his phone was ringing, so my colleague answered it. as she held the phone to her ear, her eyes grew wider and her expression more shocked. eventually she managed to pluck up the courage to say "i think you want to speak to nick, he's at the photocopier."

turns out, it was good nick's wife. i'm not actually sure what was said, but i get the impression i wouldn't repeat it if i knew.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 12:17, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

when i was at school
we used to compete in class to get our teacher to say a particular word- usually decided while we were waiting outside the classroom for the lesson. stuff like "kitchen" was fairly easy, words like "minge" required considerably more skill (although the payoff was considerably more rewarding).
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 16:08, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

fish and chips
this is something i do which, while not directly annoying, is probably very annoying to anyone who has to work out what i mean. you see, i'm a scatterbrained sort of fish, and my vocabulary has run into clumps in some areas. to be specific, anything that you might buy from a fish and chip shop is called fish and chips. ANYTHING. even if it's sausage and chips, roe and chips, or a pickled egg. sometimes it gets generalised to all takeaways: "i fancy fish and chips." "what sort?" "chicken chow mein." so yeah, sorry to anyone who's had to do the takeaway thing with me
(Sat 10th Apr 2010, 20:49, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

egg flied lice
this was funny once, i'll admit. when i was eight. you're not eight any more and neither am i, you don't need to make the same joke every time you get a takeaway. got that?

this has nothing to do with political correctness, just unfunny monotony. like a t-shirt with a witty slogan, even if it was funny the first time, it's going to start to grate after a while

rar!
(Sat 10th Apr 2010, 21:33, More)
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