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[challenge entry] Inflatable Dragon: Practice your pitch, or simply knock the fuck out of a Dragon

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# not enough realistic holes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# or jump on the inflatable bitch and hump her like a chihuahua
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# i wouldn't touch her with yours
if that is you had one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# it was merely a suggestion
personally, i'd like to put a hammer through her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# .....does it...err...feature any...ummm...how shall we say.....orifices?
edit: glad to see we all had the same idea!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# fuck no
you must go to confession
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# She is rather apealingly stern and strict looking...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# You could rather imagine her glaring at you through the proceedings before
barking the order to "spray it across my business powertits you pennyless fuck-weasel" and then punching you really hard in the face if you missed!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# In a Nazi General voice.
/autospluff
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# You seem to know my thoughts too well!!
Not to mention the pain she could inflict with those heels!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking hell, i've just sprayed red wine everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# ...wine... yeah
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
# i'm like jesus
i can turn spunk into wine.

ladies love it.

however after producing a bottle i'm really knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Oww....
Multi speed?!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Every workplace should have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# CAN I FUCK IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# well, if you guys really want to,
you could try sticking your cock into the blow up hole which is located on the base of the product.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Cor, so it does blowjobs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I was hoping for something a little smaller.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I presume it has
a 'wipe clean' surface.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# It even comes with a free cloth just for the job...
In front of the box....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# jesus christ you lot, STOP!
the cloth is for if you sweat during a pitch or a punch with my product

NOT AFTER FUCKING IT!!!!

;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha.....
It's just a great product.....
And I'd declare myself in...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# WIN!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha :D
You created the market for it....
I feel you're going to have to "re-target" your product.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I bet this invests in more than the real deborah meaden
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)