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# or with
Attack of the Colostomy;
A New Whooping Cough;
The Emphysema Strikes Back;
Return of the Unpleasant Disturbing Pain Just Under The Ribcage On The Right Hand Side;
Whatever The Most Recent One Was Called Unpleasantness.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:29, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Actually there was a colostomy attack once
Ages ago, some old guy was annoyed that the local public loo was sold and turned into a restaurant cos he needed it regularly, being challenged in the faecal management stakes. So one evening when the restaurant was full of folks having a 'nice meal' he walked in, detached his colostomy bag and hurled it across the room to burst against the wall spraying everyone with ... matter.

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