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[challenge entry] old joke revisited
mobile phone handsfree kit

cost: 10p, looking cool at work: priceless

handsfree kit

cool

we tested it at work and it actually works, now give me £100,000 etc

also you can CFB if you feel the need

From the Dragon's Den challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:38, archived)
# 10p for a laggy band?
You wuz robbed, mate.

Arf, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# no
10p was for the nearly beard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:41, archived)
# how dare you? that's taken me since 1998 to cultivate
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:44, archived)
# up your arse, i look cool and macho
and a bit scruffy but it's worth the looks from the women
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)
# My current face-mess
must be worth a good 65p then. Cool - it's like walking around with credit attached to your chin.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# i love a beard
but the missus doesn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# This is the beardiest I've been, I think.
I'm quite enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Oh micto
I wish you'd just come right out and say it. You'd be surprised at how supportive everyone would be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Read that as 'have' rather than 'love' at first glance
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:56, archived)
# or wait until the postie drops one :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# and one to sign for, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I have to go
and pick up a mystery PorcelFarce delivery tomorrow. Not expecting anything, so it could well be a trump in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Postman Parp,
Postman Parp,
Postman Parp
and his black-and-white carp
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
that gave me a teary eye inducing laugh
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:16, archived)
# you'll cut your circulation off
and you'll get a purple head!

um.......

what was i talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Something about putting a rubber thing around his head
um...

what was I talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:54, archived)
# i don't know
i was strangely distracted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:57, archived)