Cheeky pea


From the Dragon's Den challenge. See all 160 entries (closed)

( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)

or find a bird who's
into water sports
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)

yeah sorry
or a bloke
( Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)

or pee in the shower

( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)

^ This - HARD!

( Wobbly Bloke Is it Wednesday or what! on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)

i don't understand how that's meant to work, you'd just piss all over the floor in the direction away from the toilet.
surely just stand further back after calculating the correct parabola.
( Cockweasle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)

I always find this to be the best method!
Things to take into account:
Angle of erection
Back pressure due to fullness of bladder
( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)

exactly

( Cockweasle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)

I lost my slide rule :(

( mofaha, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)

i drew an oche on the floor in the bathroom so that I'm always at the right bit.

( Cockweasle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)

180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( mofaha, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)

hahahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7RuorQhH7Q
( Cockweasle, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)

I never knew men's toilet habits were so mathematical
do you factor in wind and trajectory exponents?
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)

pffft
wind
( llort Ó, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)

parp!

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

Tooting!

( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 10:21, archived)

....not every man is quite so expert.
*thinking of the drunken tit who pissed down the side of my leg at a pub in Salisbury many years ago...
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)

Ewww! B3ta Bash?

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)

ha ha ha :)

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)

Had you said
Beckenham I would have to claim my five pounds.

/shame
(bane 00110001001001110100001, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)

That's nowhere near big enough for my frankly enormous penis
oh man, if only I had a quid for everytime I'd typed that
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)

You'd have made two pounds from one post right there!

( llort Ó, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)

it's ok
i get it
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 6:49, archived)

There's plenty of money to be made in the porn industry
for gentlemen like yourself.
( RedHouse Oracular Sprunt, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)

As I have said before...
Now come up with something to help with the "post-sex 1st piss in the morning, multi-directional spray" and you'll be rich!
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)

Try this
www.shewee.com/newstore/pages/About-Shewee.html
( gingerbenji is only ginger in the embarrassing regions, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:40, archived)

Sheewee perhaps they missed a trick should have called it Piss-Easi

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)

...but surley
that's for the 'ladies' of wich I am not....
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)

Or maybe it's just cold where you are?

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)

Pure WOO
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(misanthropic_lobster scuttled back to his cave on, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)

rim twang!

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)

I thought this challenge was for joke ideas that were obviously daft.

As a serial rim-twanger, I would TOTALLY buy this bog if I could.

Completely serious.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 8:41, archived)

I remember this...
It was on b3ta earlier in the year/last year.

And ever since then, many mornings, I have thought about this invention.
(LokiMD, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)