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[challenge entry] '...or short poem'? I´ll borrow this thread for a repost, then.

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(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# poems are for girls.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# My operation is next week.
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# There once was a man named Smythe
For piles he went under the knife,
But the doc made a slip,
And carved off his dick
And now he's somebody's wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Bats are for boys!............... (Did I save the thread?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:55, archived)
# what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I like it.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)