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limericks

Make up a limerick or short poem, then illustrate your work using the medium of picture or animation.

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# Ah.

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# The voices made me do it...


EDIT - awww cheers everyone (except her).

EDIT EDIT added intro as suggested by cenaris
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# Rhyming makes it no less annoying...

My Gallery
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# The bane of my youth

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# Look what I found

Tut got beat!:(
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:02, More)
# I hope he doesn't sue...

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# Wronglols: thought i'd roast this, apologies in advance for length and combined filesize...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Eating her steak and ale pie.


A dirty old spider sat down beside her.

And put his hand on her thigh.


"Go away, you cunt, or you'll feel the full brunt

of my parents, when i tell."


The spider unzipped, rubbing his tip,

slightly exposing his bell.


"You've got some nerve, you fucking old perv

this is your fucking last chance."

"Last chance 'til what? You're stupidly hot

and i'm certain to be in your pants."


She screamed and wriggled as the spider giggled,

and slowly pulled down her tights.

"Preteen and ripe, and you've still got some fight

your pussy is still perfect and tight."


"Someone is coming, you'd better get running

they'll scream at just this sight!"

"I don't give a shit, this is the bit

where you, little miss, gets it."


The spider thrusted, her cherry was busted,

Miss Muffet in discomfort, roared.

"Hairless and fresh, this is the BEST.

I can't wait to blow my load."


Muffet wriggled free, got to her knees

and pushed Spider into the road.

A lorry came past, and within a flash

He was a pile of guts and froth.


Muffet layed back, very relaxed

and finally finished herself off.
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# Meh...

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:27, More)
# here is a poem and a picture of the poem and the poem is in the picture.
 

 
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# Gnome Chomsky presents...

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# Daisy, Daisy..

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# pamayresathon

previously: b3ta.com/board/10173144
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# No balls

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# last one
although I'm pretty much sure there's oodles more if I search.


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