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[challenge entry] I'll just drop this here...


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(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:37, archived)
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Does God move in mysterious ways, or does he walk normally?
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)
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that old evolution nonsense, even though none of them were Asian, African or, indeed, any other race women.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 6:48, archived)
# Women just "appear" in the bible,
they're not important enough to come from anywhere. Weird, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:21, archived)
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And, oddly, Adam and Eve never had any daughters. Cain and Abel, motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Everyone forgets Seth
Genesis 4:25 motherfucker

Plus there were a bunch of unnamed children, some of them female.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 7:28, archived)
# you think that's weird?
Joseph (Jesus's stepdad) has two dads. If you go back a bit further in the family tree, so does Shealtiel.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)