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# What a dildo!

Can I ask a quick question? I came straight home from work today (without popping into the pub). Can anyone tell me what you are meant to do all night when you are completely sober?
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Laundry and other household chores . . .
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:39, archived)
# cry yourself to sleep.
No?

Just me then?
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:41, archived)
# wanking doesn't take that long
so i'd suggest scratching your nuts and dancing in your pants to 80's rock
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Strangely, I like this idea..
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I've scratched my nuts...
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:32, archived)
# pfff!
more air guitar, man!
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Not sure about that...
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# bugger, can't see it
but i can imagine
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# 'shop a freebase picture seems to be the norm' in these 'ere parts
(, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:29, archived)