I don't want to be haunted by 37 years worth
of piss, shit and spunk!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:41,
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Haha! I mean eeeewwwwwwwww!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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i saw one of richard herring's edinburgh shows, years ago
where he was haunted by the ghost of the beard he never grew
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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I wonder how many litres of spunk I've issued in my life so far?
Or should it be measured in buckets*?
*thimbles
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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Probably enough to fill a pram.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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hehehe...
very good.
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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With or without the baby still in the pram?
*opens school textbook on water displacement experiments
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:50,
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I have just calculated that I have produced
over 45 litres
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:56,
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Bloody hell man
you have some catching up to do.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:04,
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