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[challenge entry] Too soon?

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(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Not soon enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# this is an interesting concept
i wonder if any bit removed from the body can have its own ghost? like my fingernails or my wee
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I don't want to be haunted by 37 years worth
of piss, shit and spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Haha! I mean eeeewwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# i saw one of richard herring's edinburgh shows, years ago
where he was haunted by the ghost of the beard he never grew
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I wonder how many litres of spunk I've issued in my life so far?
Or should it be measured in buckets*?

*thimbles
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Probably enough to fill a pram.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hehehe...
very good.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# With or without the baby still in the pram?
*opens school textbook on water displacement experiments
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I have just calculated that I have produced
over 45 litres
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Bloody hell man
you have some catching up to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Maybe Cousin Itt was originally haunting a hair salon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)