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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i still want to kick him in the orbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I can't believe
he has a career in this shit.

He isn't even good at faking it.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# the same could be said about 90% of parliament :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Yeh...
but 90% of them are guaranteed a 'job' telling us what to do due to having a magic tie.

What's this cnuts excuse!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# i can't believe
that, even though there are lumps of cheese that can act more convincingly than him, there are still enough people taken in by his crap to make it a "hit" show
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I'd quite like to see lumps of cheese acting. Even if they were crap.
It'd be a hit show in this household.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:05, archived)
# the sheriff of cheesetown, sheriff stilton
fighting off the evil branston boys gang.
i'd watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Uh Oh,
Here comes them ole Wensleydale boys. Looks like they got 'emselves one of them new-fangled Emmenthal cannons...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
# A friend of mine took me to a show of his in York.
My favourite part was in the end as he took a bow and left the stage he returned to call back his spirit guide with "Come on, Sam!" who was clearly hogging the stage as an invisible entity. Almost worth the ticket price except for the butt achingly long drivel that went on before - including making a bereaved woman cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Went into Oxfam and the British Heart Foundation, both times he was to be found in the sci-fi books section.
Didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:59, archived)
# My favourite was when he was possessed by the spirit of a Nigerian slave, jumped on the blonde woman, and had to be taken outside "to recover".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 18:00, archived)