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A lot of vets get haunted by cows too apparently

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:07, archived)

hahaha :)

Shown it to a friend who is a vet and she loves it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)

well tell her if she's the type of vet that sprays them silver

and hangs them from her xmas tree, then she's probably in for a similar haunting

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)

No, as she is a nice vet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

i assume you have adequately surveyed

her festive ornaments then...and so am satisfied with your response

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

Arf!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)

I spade my cat...

racist!

do that to a drawing and post it. saves me time...

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)

forking 'ell

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)

The straight-talking vet

always calls a spayed a spayed

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)

are you proof reading a messae boorde?

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)

cows don't have bollocks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)

They don't look like that either.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)

not unless they've been really fucked up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

hard ones do

in jars of formaldehyde on their mantlepieces

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)

cows don't have mantlepieces

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)

rappers do!

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)

but they're not cows

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)

I never said that they was...

and neither did the pic say that cows had bolloxs. It just said vets get a bit of jip off'em.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

cows don't have jip

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)

actually that's all they have

that, and milk, and meat, and skin for jackets.
but that's all they have.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)

so no teasmades, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)

the hire those as well you know.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

do they borrow teabags off chickens?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)

yes,

they give them back used.. The chickens fucking hate them for it; but they forget the next day.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)

does this work if you borrow money off them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)

I just checked

They have good accountants. so no.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)

bugger

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)

some used to have dignity :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

why did you have to go bring that up

do you really want to start another world war?

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)

it needed saying

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)

exactly

i'd haunt someone who persistently stuck their fist up my bottom and rotated my babies :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)

i find the thought of arse-facilitated baby rotating curiously amusing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

once again you're linking the two up

The vet fisted them up the arse. That's job one. Job two was the baby spinning and we've not been told how that's done. We can only guess a this stage.

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

my money's on some form of elastic band-powered spinning device

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)

a fine wager.. Who will take it up? What will the stakes be?

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)

my money's on a rotovator

*not really sure what one of those is though*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)

a pint of milk and a quick pig ride

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)

Is that a euphemism?

(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)

no!

what are you implying?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)

summon the police!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)

you know nothing of the animal world do you?

they have so got mantlepieces...and teasmades too for that matter ;P

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)

this is only beause they have excess milk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)

and hobnobs

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)

chocolate ones, i trust

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)

i assume different cows have different biscuiting requisites

but i haven't researched the matter too deeply

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)

and here was me

thinking that the love of chocolate hobnobs was a universal constant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)

silly

there are such things as vegan cows you know

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)

i refute any food-based principle

that denies us chocolate hobnobs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)

fact, word!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)

moo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)

bullocks

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)

it's not! it's true!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)

Heifers above!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)

(h)oof!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)

hahaha

best compo for ages

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)

Our cat just kept looking at us with absolute disgust in his eyes.....

When we had him done.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:34, archived)

well i'm sure you'd do exactly the same

if the roles were reversed

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:06, archived)