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# cows don't have bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# They don't look like that either.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, archived)
# not unless they've been really fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hard ones do
in jars of formaldehyde on their mantlepieces
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# cows don't have mantlepieces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)
# rappers do!
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, archived)
# but they're not cows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I never said that they was...
and neither did the pic say that cows had bolloxs. It just said vets get a bit of jip off'em.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# cows don't have jip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# actually that's all they have
that, and milk, and meat, and skin for jackets.
but that's all they have.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# so no teasmades, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# the hire those as well you know.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# do they borrow teabags off chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# yes,
they give them back used.. The chickens fucking hate them for it; but they forget the next day.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# does this work if you borrow money off them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I just checked
They have good accountants. so no.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:48, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# some used to have dignity :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# why did you have to go bring that up
do you really want to start another world war?
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# it needed saying
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# exactly
i'd haunt someone who persistently stuck their fist up my bottom and rotated my babies :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:26, archived)
# i find the thought of arse-facilitated baby rotating curiously amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# once again you're linking the two up
The vet fisted them up the arse. That's job one. Job two was the baby spinning and we've not been told how that's done. We can only guess a this stage.
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# my money's on some form of elastic band-powered spinning device
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# :)
a fine wager.. Who will take it up? What will the stakes be?
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# my money's on a rotovator
*not really sure what one of those is though*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, archived)
# a pint of milk and a quick pig ride
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(waxdart hello., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# no!
what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:51, archived)
# summon the police!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23, archived)
# you know nothing of the animal world do you?
they have so got mantlepieces...and teasmades too for that matter ;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, archived)
# this is only beause they have excess milk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, archived)
# and hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, archived)
# chocolate ones, i trust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, archived)
# i assume different cows have different biscuiting requisites
but i haven't researched the matter too deeply
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# and here was me
thinking that the love of chocolate hobnobs was a universal constant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, archived)
# silly
there are such things as vegan cows you know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# i refute any food-based principle
that denies us chocolate hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:41, archived)
# fact, word!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# bullocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, archived)
# it's not! it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Heifers above!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, archived)
# (h)oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)