bowl o shite
There's nothing like a good ole' fashioned bowl o shite to warm one's cockles in the morning.
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marporats,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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Cockles can be warmed quite efficiently in the microwave, providing one remembers to remove the metal lid from the jar first.
And if one doesn't mind having one's kitchen reek of vinegar for three months.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:56,
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