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# 'NO! SLEEP! TIL someone opens a window and throws a shoe at those shrieking, mewling mogs out in the yard'
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:20, archived)
# "NO! NEED! FOR SHOUTING!"
"why's that, then?"
"you'll wake Mr. Whitaker at number 32"
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Well, if Mr Whitaker's ball comes over my fence one more time, I'm bursting it.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:27, archived)
# what about the other ball?
does he only have one?
OH MY GOD! IS MR. WHITAKER HITLER IN DISGUISE?
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:32, archived)
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(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:39, archived)
# are you implying that i harbour a desire to boff a left-handed vegetarian nazi despot?
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:40, archived)
# are you seriously trying to suggest otherwise?
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43, archived)
# yes i am
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Gotta admit, you're doing spectacularly well in your new UNICEF Ambassador role so far.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i'd do that italian bloke
he must have something special in his pants to get all those women
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:11, archived)
# BORING
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:15, archived)
# it's not always about sex
sometimes it's about dragons.
or cider.
(, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Hitler wasn't vegetarian.
They said so on QI so it must be true.
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:48, archived)
# i saw him eat a broccoli
(, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:56, archived)