I won a £10 book token by drinking a pint of olive oil.
Come to think of it that would also probably help your situation.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:31,
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olive oil?
eeewww
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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