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# I appear
to be a normal/ooze hybrid. Is this common?
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
# It's perfectly civil and well-mannered.
It's common when you tip your Pimm's on the floor and grind your glass into the face of the tedious old cunt who's trying to talk to you about horse-racing.
"Oh, how common," various onlookers might say.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I just meant
I'm a bit fat and fart a lot, but I like where you are going.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Oh, he's going to Hell.
Have no doubt on that.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Nah. I'm bound for greater things.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Basingstoke?
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Yes.
Basingstoke.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I went to Basingstoke
and burnt my ear. I didn't like it.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# *ahem*
and burnt my ear.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)