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(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# 0_0
sooooooo shiny!
it even distracted me momentarily from the spelling mistakes!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hello woman
how teh devils are you today?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# full of tea :)
and no headache yet, so i've still got at least an hour of computer time!
how are you?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# the night is still young :)
good to see you're optimistic then

I tried smoking a cigar on the patio and got rained on (that's not a euphamism btw )
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# haven't had a cigar in years!
it's drizzling here, i'm putting off going to the shop for milk. i will get a headache, it's just a matter of when.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# £3.17 for 10 mini at tesco
I doubt they've been rolled on the thighs of some Cuban beauty. nice though
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# i only ever used to have one on new year's eve
with a glass of champagne. very indulgent for a new year's tradition, which is why i stopped it!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# You're husband?
That is shiny though.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# i'm husband
and so is my wife!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ninjarred ;)
shiney thing corrects typos faster than all other leading brands
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# The mis-spelling of Shiney is alright because it's a brand name
I think it's pronounced "shiné".
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# De Auto-Gizmo!
Action pumpo!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# your life ain't complete without one
buster
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# TAKE ME MONEY, I AINT NO COMMIE!
Also, reminded me of this Onion classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# nothing like creative swearing
Toodle pip
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
Class *click*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Who cares what it does...I WANT IT!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I'd like to order 3 please
That's an astonishing 36 more buttons. COR!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hey don't forget the dials
it's got 3 of those beauties!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# 9 DIALS
my life will be so much better with 9 DIALS

COR!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Covent Garden's only got seven
(You won't get this joke if you live outside the capital.)
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Better than a Swiss Army microwave !
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# fantazzick!
commie lols!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# What a lovely story
Have a click
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I'll just pea this here, as it's in a similar vein
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
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(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# This is the best thing.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Haha
Funny as always Clay!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:08, archived)
# haha
the made in china makes it
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I am impressed
that it comes in both left handed and right handed versions.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 5000 iPhone sheeple have already preordered!
*click*
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Err
Why is her head so big on the 4th side? Is that a side effect of a Shiney Thing®?
(, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)