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(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)
# 0_0
sooooooo shiny!
it even distracted me momentarily from the spelling mistakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# hello woman
how teh devils are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# full of tea :)
and no headache yet, so i've still got at least an hour of computer time!
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, archived)
# the night is still young :)
good to see you're optimistic then

I tried smoking a cigar on the patio and got rained on (that's not a euphamism btw )
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)
# haven't had a cigar in years!
it's drizzling here, i'm putting off going to the shop for milk. i will get a headache, it's just a matter of when.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:04, archived)
# £3.17 for 10 mini at tesco
I doubt they've been rolled on the thighs of some Cuban beauty. nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)
# i only ever used to have one on new year's eve
with a glass of champagne. very indulgent for a new year's tradition, which is why i stopped it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# You're husband?
That is shiny though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)
# i'm husband
and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ninjarred ;)
shiney thing corrects typos faster than all other leading brands
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)
# The mis-spelling of Shiney is alright because it's a brand name
I think it's pronounced "shiné".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# De Auto-Gizmo!
Action pumpo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# your life ain't complete without one
buster
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:55, archived)
# TAKE ME MONEY, I AINT NO COMMIE!
Also, reminded me of this Onion classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)
# nothing like creative swearing
Toodle pip
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!
Class *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Who cares what it does...I WANT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I'd like to order 3 please
That's an astonishing 36 more buttons. COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:10, archived)
# hey don't forget the dials
it's got 3 of those beauties!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# 9 DIALS
my life will be so much better with 9 DIALS

COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Covent Garden's only got seven
(You won't get this joke if you live outside the capital.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Better than a Swiss Army microwave !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:12, archived)
# fantazzick!
commie lols!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:15, archived)
# What a lovely story
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I'll just pea this here, as it's in a similar vein
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Haha
Funny as always Clay!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:08, archived)
# haha
the made in china makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I am impressed
that it comes in both left handed and right handed versions.
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:19, archived)
# 5000 iPhone sheeple have already preordered!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Err
Why is her head so big on the 4th side? Is that a side effect of a Shiney Thing®?
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)