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# That'll teach ya to think twice before buying unmarked goods in attractive boxes from unusual little shops staffed only by an elderly Chinese man with cataracts puffing opium through a long clay pipe.
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not that old.
And it was Navy Shag, not opium, damn you.
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I don't care what colour it was.
I'll be damned if I let people damn me, dammit.
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *damns a second time*
*follows it up with a severe smiting*
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I had a navy shag once
haven't walked straight since
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha, trust you to say that Smashy...

EDIT: oh, it was you PP?
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I have less cleavage
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ^ You dropped this... "marginally"
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# How does one marginally drop something?
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# well flying is just falling without hitting the ground so it must be like that
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Ah, all is clear now.
Much appreciated.
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# B'dum Tsch!
:)
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# It was such an attractive box though
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# As the Bishop said to...
Oh, I can't be arsed. More coffee required.
(, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)