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# just because it's called a turbot doesn't mean you have to stick it in turbot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Stick your cock up a penguins cloaca just once and you're branded for life.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# First you gotta grab that cock
then go for the tits

then get yourself a common shag
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Kind of like when I was up in the dock for sexually assaulting Halle Berry
with a Halibut

or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ah well, everyone on the internet has tried to do that
or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahachrist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)