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[challenge entry] Mmmmm, they do feel Fluffy!

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(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# *offers some food*
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# sausages?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# haha
On toast?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# careful, it'll have your hand off.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# it might just chew it very softly
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# *fwaps
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha - brilliant!
Who would have thought such a simple black and white area could be so symbolic?

(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I do not wish to associate
lady bums with penguins, in case a situation arises where...you know.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# you mean you end up trying to shag penguins?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Or feed small fish to ladies' botties?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# ...Look the judge accepted that I was taking my turbot for a walk
and the lady had stopped suddenly without warning.


Could have happened to anyone.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# just because it's called a turbot doesn't mean you have to stick it in turbot
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Stick your cock up a penguins cloaca just once and you're branded for life.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# First you gotta grab that cock
then go for the tits

then get yourself a common shag
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Kind of like when I was up in the dock for sexually assaulting Halle Berry
with a Halibut

or something
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ah well, everyone on the internet has tried to do that
or something
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahachrist
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# "You poured it on a fish?!?"
"I'm going to come round to your house... and I'm going to suck your turbot."

/Punt&Dennis
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# :)
Thongs and a marker and fluff you go
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Corrrr!!!!!
:D
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# much research for this?
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Sorry . . . very busy
researching is never complete!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# gosh! ....,@_o
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Poor fella looks hungry!
*forcibly feeds sausage into mouth*
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)