he's a cunt
but after meeting who he was brought up by, i no longer blame him for the way he turned out.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53,
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pffff
there was a programme about moorfields a few years ago. they interviewed mr. collins, my surgeon. there was a picture of thunderbird 2 on the wall behind his desk that i drew when i was a child. i was ridiculously happy to see it :)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:59,
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Aww, bless.
This makes one realise how they do actually care about what they do, and are not just golf-playing freemasonry.
(although my current surgeon charges £700 an hour just for a consultation, and I'm not kidding but work are paying).
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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(although my current surgeon charges £700 an hour just for a consultation, and I'm not kidding but work are paying).
i know he remembered me
i had a condition that had never been seen before. the nerves in my face were twisted, so that when my mouth opened and closed, so did my left eye. he was the only person willing to give surgery a try. i'm eternally grateful that he did.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:07,
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Like a tiny tears doll?
Lay you down and you go right to sleep? (thank heavens I manged to bring it back to b3ta-levels.)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12,
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not quite
i can't close my eyes, but i can do a fantastic zombie impression :)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:13,
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Can't close your eyes?
Don't eat potatoes?
Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:20,
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Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.
i fucking LOVE sharks
i've even got a fossilised megalodon tooth
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:23,
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I bet you were brilliant at
bellringing though.
(Apples if a bit too far)
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Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:15,
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(Apples if a bit too far)