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[challenge entry] mmmmm sexy

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)
# With tongue action like that, I'd soon bang those eyes straight.
Then fuck her.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Are you an optician?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# No,
But I do have a lazy eye patch and a 14lb lump hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# That's teenage virgin talk if ever i've hear it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# How dare you! I'm 32!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)
# don't lie...you're still a baby
i can smell your yellow shit from here ;D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)
# That was a dodgy ommlette!
I did touch a woman, once, she pressed charges.
Apparently the morge is the wrong place,
Especially whilst a widow is identifying her departed husband!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)
# i rest my case
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)
# My ex wife used to twitch like this when she was dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# ...then you lost your taser
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# *Obligatory dog joke
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# yes she was
a bit of a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# *puppies joke
*underage joke
I am feeling very lethargic today.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Adorably valinesque
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)