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[challenge entry] Bin dun?

Last one, just in time for the compo.

From the Misunderstood Dialogue challenge. See all 289 entries (closed)

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# Awaits man on a hodge
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# That's a fucking big hedge.
Is it from the 70's?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
#
I reckon if you cut it in half and count the rings...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# it's not a fat girl
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# it's the Meikleour Beech Hedge
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# "The hedge is trimmed once every ten years but remains viewable to visitors all year round."
*inserts Bernard Manning type joke about the wife*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# He just wants some Privet-cy.
Sorry.

Sorry.

I'll get me coat.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Nicely done mister new person. Welcome!
PS - what the fook is going on with moggy? Ive been offline all day, and i sure as hell aint reading all that down there. Why is everyone being an unpleasant dick towards moggy?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Because Moggy's tedious and is into yiffery, including child yiffery.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Dekionplexis can be racist and has posted images of mickey rooney saying he wants to fuck a spastic child's asshole
But that is part of his charm. No-one on b3ta is perfect. We dont all conform to the same thing. I dont see why everyone is shitting a brick
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# She's been posting DA screenshots again.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# She has no fucking idea what's going on, or what this place is about.
She uses it as her own personal artboard for her batshit crazy and borderline fucking fetishes.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much the size of it.
He/she seems to think it's just like DA.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# she occasionally manages to grasp some smidgen of what b3ta is about
but doesnt seem to learn that some stuff (like DA screengrabs or whining about users on other forums) isnt kosher.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# He plays us the same way he plays his other audiences across the internet, taters.
The "I'm just a confused Asian schoolgirl who doesn't know what you're saying" routine is more about other internet users' wish-fulfilment than anything else.

The only aspects of Moggy I believe to be 100% genuine are his nationality and undeniable artistic ability.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Now THAT is tedious
Extra b3talar activities from other forums (especially yiffy ones) are rarely met with intrest here. Not sure why she does that, as everyone obviously dissaproves
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# But yeah, that's what started the shitstorm today.
I personally don't mind some of Moggy's work, but this is just getting beyond a joke now.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Her images are also always slightly too big. Proportionally speaking.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I'm not arsed about that, really.
It's when Moggy starts posting utter garbage, like DA screenshots with nothing in them, that gets on my tits.

They've been told many times before, they don't need to be told again.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# She smells faintly of wee.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# She's attention seeking
and it wasn't a trolling below, it was people giving her the attention she feeds off. She's completely made of teflon and any insult is wasted on her, but she takes all compliments she can get.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Thanks!!! XD
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Made of teflon, eh?
All the better for bukakke! Non-stick!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah, that makes it alright then.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Kadir beneath Mo Moteh. Kiteo, his eyes closed
Zinda, his face black, his eyes red............
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Temba, his arms wide
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# It's not been the best day :-(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Haha I was wondering when the taters white knight express would come rolling into town :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Nice! Welcome aboard.
It's a TOAT, right? (TOAP on a topiary)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# man on a chedge
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Hooray!
Oh wait... what?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Haha, quite nice that!
And welcome! :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Hehehe, nice one.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# "Made it, Ma! Topiary of the world!"
Welcome :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Yay..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Not only is this a good compo,
its a pretty good Newbie Tuesday
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)