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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Pea and Salmond Bake...


(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I emailed him today, hope he emails back
Dear Mr Salmond,

I understand that as the first Minister of Scotland you are trying to arrange a vote for Scottish independence from the UK.
The reason from my email is to make you aware that the Scotch egg (scotlands second biggest export after Iron Bru) is actually English and was invented in Fortnum and Mason which is in London. Should you spit from the UK I will start a petition to rename the Scotch egg to the English egg and we will reclaim our meaty eggy treats.

I am sure you do not wish for this to happen so I would suggest you desist on this course of action.

I await your response.

Paul Powers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# You have just crippled the entire independence movement
with a single delicious snackfood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Scotland will think twice before it steps out of line again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, archived)
# boiled egg
battered

can you guess where I'm going... here it is

deep fried

THE TRUE SCOTCH EGG!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# That suits the chap
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)