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# Scientific experiment
Realising that these Listerine Oral Care Strips melt on your tongue, one wondered if they would melt in water.
I put one into a glass of water, with the desired and not unexpected result of the strip fully melting into a glass of minty goodness.
However , in the interests of science I put one into a glass of pure rum.
This did not melt.In fact it sat there stilly with a cheeky look upon its wee face.
The application of ice and cola did nothing to shift this un-melting poise.


Henceforth I have concluded that I have more time on my hands than necessary and that strips of melty minty goodness are poopy compared with actual gum.

That is all
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:55, archived)
# why the cross
face?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)
# religion jokes?
can't we passover that subject?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# i think you
lent in the wrong diection if you're trying to avoid religion.
Papalling behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# well,
its adventageous to stay away away from the subject. some things saint supposed to be joked about
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# but it is atone
appropriate to the season
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# I seen to have
broken the flow down there.

I'll get the crew-ta-fix it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# I'm crap at puns
and I hate religion. So I'll keep out of this one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)
# i'm looking
for a pun in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:08, archived)
# Stop looking then
Ther isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)
# oh oh!
burny burny hell hell!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:01, archived)
# That
made me laugh far too hard for nearly four in the morning.

EDIT: And I've just tried saying it out loud, and physically can't. I burst into laughter after saying the first burny...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# yes, a trip to hell with all those sinful women, drugs and stuff
sounds like a party!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:03, archived)
# oh!
so

burny burny heaven heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*breath*
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# I know all your names
You fuckers
And since Priscilla Queen of the Desert has finished I have nothing better to do than slaughter sons of bitches

So there
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# I love that film!
especially the emu costumes at the end!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)
# Don't tell the mainstream press
But straight people are an abomination who will burn in hell
you guys were only meant to be an EXPERIMENT!!

(Except for the guys who writ Hellblazer)
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# I think I love you!
will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# are us semi-straight
semi-evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# depends
from what I've seen of you, I reckon you're ok!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Haven't you seen the Hunger?
Do you want to be an old Bowie?
Nobody does....
Especially Bowie

The talentless hack
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# it's not every day you get a chance to ask jesus to marry you
i'd go to the wedding, but only to meet the bride's father
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# touche!
mon cher!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# All for the sake of science!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 3:58, archived)
# so hang on
you returned to earth as the son of god to perform cack handed pub science at us. Not much of an encore really
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:00, archived)
# "more a sort of
apres vie"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Bollocks
Cack handed science is the way
Pills are also a way
But they are the way of the devil

Tomorrow I will be expounding upon ways in which cyclists can ride Glasgow's streets safer
(Jesus, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Exploding upon cyclists?
Sounds dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# I know some cyclists
who have to pay for that kind of thing - and do so gladly
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:06, archived)