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# My point being,
is that spiderman is still gay. tiwkcuf...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:23, archived)
# homophobe
*cough* nazi *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# humour
*hic* muppet *moo*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# australians
*cough* wankers *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# ...
There's a nasty cough going round.
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# yep
and it ends here
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)
# ...
Strepsils?
(Auntie Vera, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# Yes please.
That's rather lame. Holding a grudge against all of Australia because I think Spiderman is gay...
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# that's like invading a country
coz you want some petrol!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:38, archived)
# it would be
except I lived there for 2 years - near Newcastle (NSW) - so I know what you're like!


(hey - I've seen your profile, and I think you're cute!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Hmmm,
You don't have a sister in New castle do you?
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:46, archived)
# sorry!
so where are you?

nowhere near Newcastle i hope - its a dump!

Armidale is nice (it snowed when I was there)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:50, archived)
#
> ...except I lived there for 2 years - near Newcastle (NSW)...

Well that explains a couple of things...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:56, archived)
# where are you then hun?
somewhere nice I hope - canberra, or jindabine, or sydney, or quenbeyane?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:00, archived)
# I'm at Sydney.
Wouldn't live anywhere else, except out back.
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:08, archived)
# I used to live in parramatta
and I'm sure you have a bondi chest (yes, that old joke!)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)
# looks like
you're the most qualified to cure it, doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# he's not gay
but he dances that way
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# scuse me!
I'm gay and I'd brake your nose if you moshed with me! Prancing does not equal gay, you know
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:28, archived)
# don't blame me
i didn't write the lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:32, archived)
# friends?
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:35, archived)
# that was the rembrandts ;)
of course!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Careful,
He's gay you know...... . . . .
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:42, archived)
# yeah straight-boy!
and I'll have you over a pool table!

(that's every straight-boy's worst nightmare, isn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Probably.
But apparently I'm gay, because I don't currently, and never have had a girl friend. My efforts at picking up here at b3ta seem to be rather cramped by pretty boys like you chatting me up... *sigh*

"I wish I could get my head outa the sand,
Cause I think we'd make a good team,
and you'd keep my finger nails clean...
BUT thats just a stupid dream that I won't realise,
cause I can't even look in your eyes
with out shakin, and I ain't fakin,
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon."
(BurningFeetMan, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:12, archived)
# truly
beautiful!

I love your poetry - I still think you're cute though!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Sun 20 Apr 2003, 5:18, archived)