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# Dean Martin is submerged in the canal, seeing if he can shoot his bolt
before he has to come up for air.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Whilst John Rhys Davies tries to tape used teabags with nipples drawn on to a cat's chest.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# nobody tosses a dwarf
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# A large pike is eyeing up his todger
and thinking about lunch
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Luckily, Peter Lawford
is an expert spear fisherman. Unluckily for Dean, Peter has found a bag of glue under the canal bridge and is rolling around in tramp-filth and needles whilst hallucinating Doris Day is hitting his hind quarters with a candy-cane walking stick. He has a massive hard-on.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)