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# Dear gods I saw Jessie J on some music show in Ireland, on which she sang a song accompanied by a gentleman on an acoustic guitar
At the middle eight, he was playing nicely, until she went 'Beefforthecatsnbootsncatsnbootsncatsn ... break-it-down!'

And I was forced to go out into the local neighbourhood and hurt small animals.

EDIT: thinking about it, I think it was actually 'Rickywickywaller break-it-down!'

Either way, there was significant misery in family households the following morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)
# i don't like her because she thinks she's 'Street'
but i do like her catsuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Katy Perry is the catsuit / latex queen
And is considerably prettier to boot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6-OdnN93eI
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# Not as pretty as Zooey Deschanel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Oooohhh - you might be right there.
She's very pretty. Both similar looks - wide eyed, and super cute.

PS - wonderful youtube comment on that video i posted:
"Katy Perry needs to drown in my cum ASAP!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I spent about three weeks looking at posters for New Girl on the tube
and saw the C4 ad for it about a hundred times on youtube before I realised it was Zooey and not Katy :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Shit, really?
I thought it was Katy, too! They do both look very similar.
I like Katy more though, because she's always wearing tight, shiny things :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# I dunno, I saw a picture of her in the paper the other day
she had blue hair and looked really weird - very pale and far too thin

Nothing a couple of weeks of hot dinners wouldn't fix, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# ^ FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)