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# once lost, one's prowess of stick control may not return

ninjas!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I have a dream
whereby there's a huge computer game championship featuring modern games I've never seen or heard of (I pretty much gave up gaming in the 90s) and I walk in and the crowd stop and stare:
"What's that he's got in his hand?"
"It looks like a crappy early 90s joystick!"
and I calmly plug it in and manage to beat all the professionals as if I was a Kevin Costner character or something.
And then I get the girl. And then we... anyway, I'm boring everyone, you don't want to know the rest.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# You start a toothpick farm in Wiltshire?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Have you been reading my wish journal?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)
# no, I'm actually standing behind you.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I thought
I felt something sticking into my back.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# oh... that could be a problem
that's not me.

:o
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# If I was some movie big shot I would buy up the rights to your dream
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)