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[challenge entry] its the catch and throttle beaker game, brought to you by the childrens television workshop and the letter S (for strangulation)
Its the throttle beaker video game

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(steeev, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:19, archived)
# beaker
loves it really

woo - btw
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:22, archived)
# cant stop staring into beakers eyes
must avenge death
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:24, archived)
# hi.
i'm american.
(Wetzel, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:32, archived)
# im
1/4 german, 3/4 english and fucked in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:34, archived)
# well...
only american by birth and current living place.

my dad's british. mom's canadian by birth, irish/german by blood.

so that makes me 1/4 irish, 1/4 german, and 1/2 british.
(Wetzel, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:40, archived)
# You're easy...
I'm unabashedly Scottish, Irish, English, German, Polish, African, and American Indian, and none are pure. I'm like a neopolitan thoroughbred!

Does that make me a bad person? I can divide by zero and not make my calculator confused! My atomic mass is fat.

I am a Native cnut! Feel my tawdry and unfocused power! Hear me ROWimper!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:06, archived)
# you sound like me
my mothers side is easy
English, Cherokee, German and Czech

but my father's side has been in the US since the revolution - it is all mixed and muddled
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:09, archived)
# Are you saying I talk like a girl?
When I sing in the shower, I am quite good, and go from alto to bass. *fact*

/Edit: I do perfect four part harmony in the shower, by solo. This is also *fact*.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)
# Hello, good evening and welcome
pull up a kitten etc.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:34, archived)
# I was pulled over by a kitten once....
... it said I had purrrfect driving but I need to stop tailing people..... /coat
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:36, archived)
# you're punning for gold this evening
wrap up warm
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:38, archived)
# wahey !
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:39, archived)
# That is funny.
Good job!

Yay to text!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:08, archived)
# kittens are yummy.
woo.

alex.turnlav.net/images/kitten.jpg
(Wetzel, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:39, archived)
# yayyyyyy
strangle the ugly fucker
F.J.:anyone know the font and size 4 the board when posted????
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:33, archived)
# :)
cool another beaker hater. so im not the only one who cant stand the annoying twerp.
(steeev, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:35, archived)
# yessss
but the answer to my previous question is????
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:36, archived)
# woo!
it's nice to know that the hummus is flowing strong on the board at this time in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:36, archived)
# what the fuck
are you doing awake?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:37, archived)
# chillin
making sure i don't oversleep
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:39, archived)
# alright for some
i just come off a 12 hr shift n i wanna do some art but no one will tell me the font n size of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:40, archived)
# it's all in the source!
looks like the font is arial, and the width is variable
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:44, archived)
# though you will never get photoshop to get the kerning right
you'd be better off ripping off the source, making a page of your own, and screengrabbing it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:45, archived)
# exam ends in t minus 4:35
beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:41, archived)
# an exam?
on easter monday?
you studying to be god?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:42, archived)
# yes
yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:45, archived)
# good luck with that
and dont smite me if you do get elevated
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:50, archived)
# If you pass,
I'll no longer believe in you.

Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:09, archived)
# but i've already got existential doubt
i may as well have existential doubt and the ability to throw lightning bolts
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:31, archived)
# That would be a cool power...
3 times better than a magnetic colon... (at least)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Beaker's Origin
Beaker was dreamed up by Jim Henson during a stint with a myriad of brown bottles, a French prosthetic device, and a 'space age polymer'- battery powered implement of destruction. He added the arms as a flogging device for prostatic discipline, adventure, and as a means of desperate emotional candor.

This is well documented in the cassette book "History of Muppets 7th Edition", which is narrated by Burl Ives.

This is *Gospel FACT*.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:38, archived)
# ;-)
take me to your dealer ;-)
(steeev, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:51, archived)
# This is fact.
Don't make me provide sources.... I can create them, if necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:10, archived)
# .
ok then im calling your bluff :)
(steeev, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:19, archived)
# You're asking for a lot of work...
Jim henson was a plasics specialist who had a short stint with Xerox PARC (in conjunction with the CIA) working with a latex polymer that was intended to be a super-resilient, lifelike 'skin' for use in an 'ultra natural undercover mask'. (This is well documented under the U.S. freedom of information act). He was unfortunately decommisioned by his artistic (rather than technical) focus from the CIA and as a result, was removed from the PARC lab. He brought his polymer secrets with him, and helped create one of the most successful and lifelike marionette/puppet (by his term, "muppet") characters ever created.

This information should be openly available through "Jim Henson" and "polymer research" on Google. It is somewhat well known...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 21 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)
# Actually laughed out loud
at brought to you by the letter s (for strangulation). !!! to you
(Cheril, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:41, archived)
# .
glad u liked it :)
(steeev, Mon 21 Apr 2003, 6:57, archived)