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# I'm sorry it's so big...
Today we have Melissa (Little house on the prairie) Gilbert 'All growed up' and David Attenborough



and the wonderful Sid James.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Nice boob hop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
# instead of being sorry, why not make it smaller?
with a click for as massive as you want it link?
Here www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/davidandmelissaoriginal2.gif only reduced by about 5% and 120k shaved off.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Thanks toasty
I did try loads of thing (before having to rush of to work), this is the best I got..


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
# A froggie went a-boobing.
I can't help but think I will be genuinely very sad when Attenborough eventually shuffles off this mortal coil. He really is part of the infrastructure of broadcasting IMHO.

Melissa has nicer ladybumps, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 8 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
# the world will be 23% stupider and the chances of many species survival will drop to near zero
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
# ^this
I had the good fortune of meeting him once and he is genuinely a lovely, lovely man.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# this ^^^
they keep trying to groom replacements but no-one cuts the mustard. The only person who is anywhere near in Dave's league is that scottish chap with the curly barnet...Gordon Buchanan. For my money anyway :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Mr Toast is scarily on the money there.
The problem with replacements is that there are people with the voice for the narration (Stephen Fry was unexpectedly effective in that thing about whales recently), and there are some that have some knowledge, but usually in a specialist field.*

It's the complete package that Attenborough brings that is so unique.


* - and then there's Chris Packham, who is just a complete ladyplace in all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 8 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# true true :)
and whoever let Alan Titchmarsh near a documentary should have their nipples stapled together. he sends me into a murderous rampage the fucking cock.
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I tried watch 'The Hampster' on his new "Planet Earth LIVE' program
What a load of shit!
- He was in Kenya at 11pm so it was dark and raining
- Another presenter was somewhere else and in bed at 2am
- and the other presenter was somewhere to look at the elephants (that weren't there)!

"Now lets look at another clip we took earlier with some camera work that is not as good as the real Planet Earth"

What a load of shite!

*Rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# I think he'll probably be more upset about it than you, to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I do hope that it's not possible to be upset after death
if so, there's the potential to be upset for an awfully long time.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 8 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# The juxtaposition of Syd James here for this joke makes it
"Cooooooor!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# ^ Them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :)
I am glad this pleases you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Tit Frog Rules!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ^ FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:59, archived)