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[challenge entry] Afternoon all.
I don't seem to have drawn anything remotely involving wee or poo. Or willies. Sorry.

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(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
I like this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Neat, very David Shrigley
But I must know where Hattie is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47, archived)
# In teh FUTURE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I like to imagine Hattie
changing history such that we are all her descendants and the world consequently has far more in the way of fluffy bedding as infrastructure.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# well my cheeks are certainly full of woodshavings...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Well, I didn't like to say...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# And Zorbing as the main method of transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Excellent concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# There's a film in this
or my name isn't Albert Q. Schwillhooven!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Starring Meryl Streep as Hattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Where's the exhaust port?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# That is probably done internally
and across the space-time continuum. Or is a basic design fault.
Ask Hattie.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# She's not returning my emails.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Like many geniuses, she is fickle.
Especially when bribed with cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
# it's hidden so that people with x-wing fighters don't start getting ideas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Dogfight? Now I'm confused
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 May 2012, 18:56, archived)
# That explains why Hattie used to squeak to her cage-mate:
"Use all fours, Luke"
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Powered by an invisible hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Depends when the pic was drawn...
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Where's Richard Gere?
Hope Hattie is OK
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
# I think this actually began as a vengeance mission
with Gere in mind. Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:59, archived)
# The small cog on the left is Richard Gear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Yay for punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:01, archived)
# + Hammond off Top
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# That's what we need, more aparatus on b3ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes, I am a firm believer in aparatus
young people don't have enough of it, in my opinion.
*waves stick, sternly*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# quite so!
you wave that stick! that'll show those batsadrs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Also gubbins and widgets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# It's exactly that sort of loose language from young people
which apparatus would sort out!
You'll be talking about devices, jiggery-pokery and paraphernalia next.
*shakes head in disgust*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# What about gizmos?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Pah!
*slinks off, slightly aroused*
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Evidently she invented the mushroom governor.
b3ta reply in Japanese!- 明らかに彼女はキノコ知事を発明した。
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I thought I'd avoided having a Japanese response to this pic
but my ruse of not posting Hattie as a cleavage-wielding child-hamster was clearly not precaution enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:25, archived)