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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
[Witty comment about voting for the new QOTW goes here, got nothing]

Theft - tell us your stories of not paying for it

Art - I once somehow ended up holding a paintbrush being given orders of what to do by a Frenchman with a megaphone. It was fun. What art
bollocks have you participated in/instigated/actually got paid for?

Money - what additional income streams have you developed above you know, having a job

Down on the Farm - been chased from a field by a shotgun wielding maniac? Removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories







Vote now closed. You may still vote, but it will not be counted, and we'll send rabid monkeys round your house.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Alright Scaryduck, sorry about you having a hard time of it and all
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
# yeah, sorry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# hey scaryduck, remember when it was 2005 and we all had blogs and nobody was mean?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
# awwwwww not art
I'll get called a reactionary thickoid again
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Art.
*cracks knuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
# has this been done already then?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Farm.....
....I used to know this aged Scotish guy who had one. A very noisy farm at that.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Art
And compo repost:


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] "George, do we REALLY need another argument about who shot first?"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# pfft....
and it's off to Hull for me

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I thought
it would go through the button hole and miss
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 May 2012, 1:40, archived)
# stay and chat scaryduck, I might buy your book.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Is there an epub version available?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I sure hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I voted just to see if those lines became the same color when at same %
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 May 2012, 14:28, archived)