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Afinkawan@yahoo.com
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Here, have these two - I think they actually match the compo guidelines. Sorry about that.
(Fri 17th Jul 2009, 11:57, More)
(Fri 17th Jul 2009, 11:57, More)
G'ning all.
Yesterday afternoon, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, so I am now a father!
Edit: Thanks everyone!
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 11:33, More)
Yesterday afternoon, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, so I am now a father!
Edit: Thanks everyone!
(Mon 4th Feb 2008, 11:33, More)
It's amazing what you can do
with no proper image creation software. Or talent.
(Mon 4th Jun 2007, 14:16, More)
with no proper image creation software. Or talent.
(Mon 4th Jun 2007, 14:16, More)
As he approaches his 64th birthday, Paul McCartney wishes he'd made her sign that pre-nup...
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 12:24, More)
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Best answers to questions:
» Heckles
There used to be a comedy club
called Screaming Blue Murder in a smallish pub in Wimbledon.
One night the comedian wasn't doing too well and got a random heckle (I don't remember what). He replied with something like, "And I suppose you think you are funny?" To which the entire audience pissed themselves laughing because they knew who was heckling him. The crap stand-up's face was a picture when he also squinted out into the audience and saw who it was.
It was Jack Dee.
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 13:41, More)
There used to be a comedy club
called Screaming Blue Murder in a smallish pub in Wimbledon.
One night the comedian wasn't doing too well and got a random heckle (I don't remember what). He replied with something like, "And I suppose you think you are funny?" To which the entire audience pissed themselves laughing because they knew who was heckling him. The crap stand-up's face was a picture when he also squinted out into the audience and saw who it was.
It was Jack Dee.
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 13:41, More)
» Useless advice
"London is a dangerous place"
Which turns out to be true. Yesterday I went into WHSmith and punched someone in the face.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 12:36, More)
"London is a dangerous place"
Which turns out to be true. Yesterday I went into WHSmith and punched someone in the face.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 12:36, More)
» Evil Pranks
A guy I worked with had a cousin in the States
He didn't like this cousin much but when younger he was forced to go with this family to visit their American relatives and ended up hanging out with this guy as they were the same age.
Anyway. At some point he jokingly called his cousin a wanker. His cousin asked what wanker meant and was told some lie about its meaning which made it sound good - told him it was English for 'cool dude' or somesuch.
So....his cousin adopted 'Wanker' as his nickname, getting his friends to call him it and all sorts.
Obviously when my colleague told us this, we didn't believe him. Until he showed us a photo of him standing next to his cousin who was proudly wearing a baseball cap he'd had printed up with the word 'WANKER' across it in bright red letters.
(Wed 19th Dec 2007, 16:55, More)
A guy I worked with had a cousin in the States
He didn't like this cousin much but when younger he was forced to go with this family to visit their American relatives and ended up hanging out with this guy as they were the same age.
Anyway. At some point he jokingly called his cousin a wanker. His cousin asked what wanker meant and was told some lie about its meaning which made it sound good - told him it was English for 'cool dude' or somesuch.
So....his cousin adopted 'Wanker' as his nickname, getting his friends to call him it and all sorts.
Obviously when my colleague told us this, we didn't believe him. Until he showed us a photo of him standing next to his cousin who was proudly wearing a baseball cap he'd had printed up with the word 'WANKER' across it in bright red letters.
(Wed 19th Dec 2007, 16:55, More)
» Cross Dressing
For a while I went out with a gorgeous bird called Natalie - jet black hair, green eyes, fit as fuck.
I'd got the hint that she was into transvestism (is that a real word?) as a result of a couple of fancy dress parties I went to with her. One of which turned out not to be a fancy dress party but instead a perfectly normal school disco type night where I was the only bloke dressed as a schoolgirl.
Anyway...
I've always had a bit of a thing for those sexy satin chemise style nighties. (This sort of thing)
One Valentine's day I had bought Natalie a really nice scarlet ankle length one. I was REALLY looking forward to seeing her in it. She had known what I was buying her and had actually gone out and bought me exactly the same thing (and was apparently very much looking forward to seeing me in it too)!
Obviously she talked me into wearing it for her and I have to say that snogging a sexy bird while you're both wearing lipstick is an interesting feeling but it's amazing when you're both wearing matching satin nighties!
I can't believe I just admitted that. This QOTW has certainly brought back some rather interesting memories from that relationship!
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 20:33, More)
For a while I went out with a gorgeous bird called Natalie - jet black hair, green eyes, fit as fuck.
I'd got the hint that she was into transvestism (is that a real word?) as a result of a couple of fancy dress parties I went to with her. One of which turned out not to be a fancy dress party but instead a perfectly normal school disco type night where I was the only bloke dressed as a schoolgirl.
Anyway...
I've always had a bit of a thing for those sexy satin chemise style nighties. (This sort of thing)
One Valentine's day I had bought Natalie a really nice scarlet ankle length one. I was REALLY looking forward to seeing her in it. She had known what I was buying her and had actually gone out and bought me exactly the same thing (and was apparently very much looking forward to seeing me in it too)!
Obviously she talked me into wearing it for her and I have to say that snogging a sexy bird while you're both wearing lipstick is an interesting feeling but it's amazing when you're both wearing matching satin nighties!
I can't believe I just admitted that. This QOTW has certainly brought back some rather interesting memories from that relationship!
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 20:33, More)
» Other people's diaries
When I was 16 I was checkout supervisor
at a crappy little supermarket in my hometown as a Saturday job.
One of the checkout girls, dim, bad at her job, surly to customers but a bit of a slapper, was suddenly given a massive payrise and promoted to checkout supervisor. It was pretty obvious she was shagging the store manager.
At least she was until her dad read her diary, came into the store and gave the manager a hefty punch in front of all the customers and told the manager's wife that he had been having an affair with a 16 year old girl.
We never saw her again.
(Fri 2nd Feb 2007, 9:31, More)
When I was 16 I was checkout supervisor
at a crappy little supermarket in my hometown as a Saturday job.
One of the checkout girls, dim, bad at her job, surly to customers but a bit of a slapper, was suddenly given a massive payrise and promoted to checkout supervisor. It was pretty obvious she was shagging the store manager.
At least she was until her dad read her diary, came into the store and gave the manager a hefty punch in front of all the customers and told the manager's wife that he had been having an affair with a 16 year old girl.
We never saw her again.
(Fri 2nd Feb 2007, 9:31, More)