there's always a threat of death
we're all going to die sooner or later and very few of us know when
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:38,
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I have a pretty good idea how I'll die
drowning in a sewer somewhere chocking on a turd
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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i know how i want to die
either of an explosive orgasm or being taken down by a swat team in a hail of bullets, whilst i laugh maniacally on a rooftop after going utterly tonto with a minigun
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:45,
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good point
amundsen didn't freeze to death though, which in this loose analogy gives me a distinct advantage
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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true
he got to say how valiant scott was in public, then laugh his non-frozen bollocks off behind closed doors
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:40,
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my speech on returning home
"paul_p was a damned good man with a sewer and a camera. hamburg proved too much for him but he died a hero, a man i'm proud to have ever had the chance to compete against. god bless."
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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only the french could make a tourist attraction out of avenues of shit
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:55,
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very true
i'll stick to the germanic countries where people know how to clean the streets
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Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:53,
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my dad loves germany
when he got home from there, he was forever going on about how lovely and clean it was. then again, he was near the black forest.
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