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# Yes and no.
Everyone is rightly scared of Funnelwebs - they are evil spidiferous cunts, those, but seem to shrug off most other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# More australians hurt themselves panicking over spiders than actually get hurt by spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# & the sharks, jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, fish, cone-shells, goannas, dingoes, oh and Maaahhlburnites.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Nothing a solid rifle bolt won't sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Except maybe the jellyfish, those insubstantial bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# it's that jellied thing again
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# and those little blue ringed octopus
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Dingoes are only dangerous to babies.
I've seen that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:13, archived)
# don't forget the plants
the stinging tree, that can kill just by brushing against it.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:25, archived)
# It doesn't kill,
but can cause pain for up to two years after contact.
Should also be known as the Cuntbush.
Saw some up in FNQ and kept a wide berth...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)